Whenever I look for tape products, the Tape Sketch from SNL comes to mind and it always made me sort of sad to think of someone being so foolish as to sell only scotch tape (or as they say in the UK ‘cello’ tape.) so, I’m scrolling through 3 pages of tape options (thinking my life, really?! This isn’t breakfast cereal we’re talking about!) and I come across this.
And I think to myself… what could this POSSIBLY do that would warrant spending over $500 on a tape dispenser! A manual one at that.
Let’s look at the product description:
- Sturdy yet portable dispenser produces sharp, accurate cuts from 4" to 42" in length
- Easy-pull, snap-back handle and drop-in tape loading
I am going to need a bit more information…
So Amazon gives me a better description at least (and a lower price):
United Facility Supply Manual Tape Dispenser For Gummed Tape w/48-oz Reservoir, Steel Blades, Black
An industrial-strength, portable dispenser that produces sharp accurate cuts ranging in length from 4" to 42". Made with stainless steel blades that will not rust or corrode. Features a large 48-oz. water bottle with a rubber valve to both reduce spillage and downtime. The easy-pull, snap back handle and drop-on tape loading is ideal for fast-paced working environments. Manually powered dispenser is designed specifically for reinforced and gum paper types. Global Product Type: Tape Dispensers-Manual; Tape Dispenser Type: Manual; For Tape Length: N/A; For Tape Width: 1 in to 3 in.
Obviously this is for packing and shipping in an industrial/volume manner. I guess now we know part of the reason why all those companies charge such a high rate for shipping and handling!